Q: What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?
A: A dead puppy.
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| Author: | Kev [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:21 pm ] |
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Q: What do you give a dead baby for Christmas? A: A dead puppy.
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| Author: | Kev [ Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:24 pm ] |
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 Knock-knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
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| Author: | Kev [ Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:45 pm ] |
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My goodness, how everyone has raised the level of social ettiquite and overall decency during my abscence, *monocle breaks:* 
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| Author: | Snuff [ Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:11 pm ] |
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Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?? - Christopher Walken! Ahhhh... lets hope Christopher Reeves didn't have to take the stairway to heaven... |
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| Author: | Kev [ Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:46 pm ] |
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Why is getting a blowjob from Pauline Hanson like walking on a tightrope? They both feel great until you look down! |
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| Author: | Snuff [ Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:04 pm ] |
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A spokesman for 60's rock band 'The Animals' has come out and made a public apology... apparently 'There isn't a house in New Orleans...' |
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| Author: | gappman [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:57 pm ] |
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didnt deserve its own thread so I decided to tack it on here.... enjoy... or not http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn |
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| Author: | Kev [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:40 pm ] |
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A woman is in labour and is having terrible pains. She' sweating and screaming and it takes her a couple of days to give birth. When she finally delivers the baby she's delirious and says to the doctor, "Doctor, what day is it today, I want to know my baby's birthday?" The doctor picks up the baby, cuts the umbillicle cord and throws the baby SPLAT into the wall. There is a splattering of blood and the crushed baby slides slowly down the wall of the operating room. Doctor smilingly, turns to the mother and says...April Fools Day, the baby was already dead!" |
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| Author: | Snuff [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:03 pm ] |
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*cleans softdrink from monitor* |
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| Author: | Kev [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:43 pm ] |
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Quote: *cleans softdrink from monitor*
Obviously a gentleman of taste.
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| Author: | unknownrockstar [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:15 pm ] |
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A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor. The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay boys. He's one of us." |
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| Author: | Kev [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:44 am ] |
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[quote="unknownrockstar"]A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. I thought this was going to be about Dave Drainage! |
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| Author: | Kev [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:33 pm ] |
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Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? >A. Because it scares the hell of the dog. |
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| Author: | wanker pune [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:54 pm ] |
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A fur seal walks into a club... |
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| Author: | Kev [ Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:12 am ] |
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Quote: A fur seal walks into a club...
A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Hey, highballs are on me!"
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